Ladfidvonk is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, competent wolf.

Ladfidvonk created the Black Eye Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ladfidvonk, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Ladfidvonk, it will manifest in front of you.

Ladfidvonk's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Ladfidvonk's Holy Commandments

1. Always help snails in need.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

5. Never pour water over plants.