Migbedstaf Jiptalsog is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, conceited ant.

Migbedstaf Jiptalsog created the Small Magellanic Cloud four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Migbedstaf Jiptalsog, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Migbedstaf Jiptalsog, he will turn you into a rock.

Migbedstaf Jiptalsog's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Migbedstaf Jiptalsog's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if three ants approach from the south.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Retreat if nine mice approach from the north.

4. Do not hurt monkeys.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.