Tarppontal is a god.
It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, grumpy
badger.
Tarppontal created a photon two thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Tarppontal, it will grant you immortality.
If you do not believe in
Tarppontal, it will send two she bears to sort you out.
Tarppontal's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.
Tarppontal's Holy Commandments1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tarppontal.
2. Never talk about galaxies.
3. Never hurt badgers.
4. Do not drink alcohol.
5. Always pray in complete darkness.