Tarppontal is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, grumpy badger.

Tarppontal created a photon two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tarppontal, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Tarppontal, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Tarppontal's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Tarppontal's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tarppontal.

2. Never talk about galaxies.

3. Never hurt badgers.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.