Boprotyarl is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, moody hamster.

Boprotyarl created bats seven million years ago.

If you believe in Boprotyarl, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Boprotyarl, she will not invite you to parties.

Boprotyarl's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Boprotyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Do not wear titanium on your body.

4. Always help sick goats.

5. Always stare at clouds.