Botyamlin is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, confident otter.

Botyamlin created the Sunflower Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Botyamlin, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Botyamlin, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Botyamlin's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Botyamlin's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Botyamlin.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Do not eat lentils.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.