Cetsisnur is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, cheerful jackal.

Cetsisnur created the planet Venus nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Cetsisnur, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Cetsisnur, she will turn you into a sheep.

Cetsisnur's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Cetsisnur's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about black holes.

2. Do not wear black clothing.

3. Retreat if six grasshopers approach from the east.

4. Always treat mice with great respect.

5. Never wear hats.