Quathenpod is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, uncaring armadillo.

Quathenpod created snails three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quathenpod, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Quathenpod, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Quathenpod's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Quathenpod's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Whales are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never write about nebulae.

5. Never mention swans.