Nelominlat is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, ruthless wombat.

Nelominlat created parasitic wasps two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nelominlat, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Nelominlat, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Nelominlat's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Nelominlat's Holy Commandments

1. Nelominlat must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not wear magenta clothing.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Frogs are not to be trusted.