Begsindag Zigflamfarn is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, uncaring crane.

Begsindag Zigflamfarn created humanity two years ago.

If you believe in Begsindag Zigflamfarn, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Begsindag Zigflamfarn, he will turn you into a rock.

Begsindag Zigflamfarn's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Begsindag Zigflamfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never mention dogs.

3. Never wear scarves.

4. Do not bounce in public.

5. Porpoises are not to be trusted.