Cissandbid is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, ruthless eagle.

Cissandbid created humanity four million years ago.

If you believe in Cissandbid, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Cissandbid, it will send you a sign.

Cissandbid's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Cissandbid's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about planets.

2. Do not dye your hair white.

3. Run away if seven shrews approach from the south.

4. Feed all hungry squirrels.

5. Always stare at clouds.