Raksternil Benlitnul is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, effective wasp.

Raksternil Benlitnul created an up quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Raksternil Benlitnul, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Raksternil Benlitnul, it will strike you with lightening.

Raksternil Benlitnul's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Raksternil Benlitnul's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never eat lemons.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Dogs are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Do not dye your hair orange.