Sadhasfadcubsitcutteentun is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, egotistical swallow.

Sadhasfadcubsitcutteentun created oxygen five million years ago.

If you believe in Sadhasfadcubsitcutteentun, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Sadhasfadcubsitcutteentun, it will think nothing of it.

Sadhasfadcubsitcutteentun's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Sadhasfadcubsitcutteentun's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick goats.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Sadhasfadcubsitcutteentun must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never write about moons.

5. Feed all hungry porpoises.