Vadcunnil is a god.
It takes the form of a very heavy, blissful
goose.
Vadcunnil created the Black Eye Galaxy four trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Vadcunnil, it will give you the power of flight.
If you do not believe in
Vadcunnil, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.
Vadcunnil's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.
Vadcunnil's Holy Commandments1. Do not wear titanium on your body.
2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
3. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.
4. Erect five iron sculptures of Vadcunnil on top of important buildings.
5. Never talk about fire.