Cutyikkab is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, humane crane.

Cutyikkab created a bottom quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cutyikkab, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Cutyikkab, it will turn you into a tree.

Cutyikkab's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Cutyikkab's Holy Commandments

1. Always help dolphins in need.

2. Never talk about moons.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Cutyikkab.

4. Cutyikkab loves bats, so they must be honoured.

5. Cutyikkab must be the most important thing in your life.