Sogsigspag Farkomarmgovlansidyattkam is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, kind elephant.

Sogsigspag Farkomarmgovlansidyattkam created gold nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sogsigspag Farkomarmgovlansidyattkam, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Sogsigspag Farkomarmgovlansidyattkam, she will destroy your home solar system.

Sogsigspag Farkomarmgovlansidyattkam's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Sogsigspag Farkomarmgovlansidyattkam's Holy Commandments

1. Always help snakes in need.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. You must never eat rice.

4. Always help sick sheep.

5. Do not hurt monkeys.