Cinbonksab is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, passionate mouse.

Cinbonksab created a Higgs boson two years ago.

If you believe in Cinbonksab, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Cinbonksab, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Cinbonksab's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Cinbonksab's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at stars.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Cinbonksab.

3. You must pray to Cinbonksab nine times a day.

4. Never sit near horses.

5. Pray towards the south.