Lakbogpakcenjarnbiddumgof is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, flying wombat.

Lakbogpakcenjarnbiddumgof created a quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Lakbogpakcenjarnbiddumgof, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Lakbogpakcenjarnbiddumgof, it will ignore you.

Lakbogpakcenjarnbiddumgof's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Lakbogpakcenjarnbiddumgof's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at black holes.

2. Do not speak about parsnips.

3. Do not dye your hair indigo.

4. Horses are not to be trusted.

5. Never bounce near seals.