Pinbimtarp is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, humane snail.

Pinbimtarp created the Cigar Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pinbimtarp, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Pinbimtarp, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Pinbimtarp's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Pinbimtarp's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not kill snakes.

4. Pinbimtarp loves voles, so they must be respected.

5. Do not cook food in pots.