Nilkemlun Vidlargnab is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, resourceful wyvern.

Nilkemlun Vidlargnab created the Virgo Supercluster nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nilkemlun Vidlargnab, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Nilkemlun Vidlargnab, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Nilkemlun Vidlargnab's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Nilkemlun Vidlargnab's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never write about amino acids.

5. Always obey Nilkemlun Vidlargnab's priests.