Flanjiphud is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, awe-inspiring eagle.

Flanjiphud created light two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flanjiphud, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Flanjiphud, she will cry a lot.

Flanjiphud's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Flanjiphud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Erect a large gold sculpture of Flanjiphud on top of all buildings.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. You must pray to Flanjiphud eight times a day.

5. Do not sing in public.