Manrutbum Dudrillgar is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, staggering wasp.

Manrutbum Dudrillgar created parasitic wasps four years ago.

If you believe in Manrutbum Dudrillgar, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Manrutbum Dudrillgar, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Manrutbum Dudrillgar's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Manrutbum Dudrillgar's Holy Commandments

1. Manrutbum Dudrillgar must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Manrutbum Dudrillgar.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. You must love Manrutbum Dudrillgar.

5. Always obey Manrutbum Dudrillgar's priests.