Hapbedrutt is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, boastful goose.

Hapbedrutt created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Hapbedrutt, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Hapbedrutt, it will turn you into a tree.

Hapbedrutt's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Hapbedrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Run away if three grasshopers approach from the east.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Do not dye your hair pink.

5. Erect seven aluminium sculptures of Hapbedrutt on top of important buildings.