Stanrowfly is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, capable warg.

Stanrowfly created the planet Earth four billion years ago.

If you believe in Stanrowfly, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Stanrowfly, she will turn you into a goat.

Stanrowfly's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Stanrowfly's Holy Commandments

1. Always help dolphins in need.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never eat parsnips.

4. Stanrowfly must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Do not wear red clothing.