Gonminrap is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, benevolent horse.

Gonminrap created oxygen four years ago.

If you believe in Gonminrap, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Gonminrap, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Gonminrap's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Gonminrap's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat oranges.

2. Always help seals in need.

3. Never sing in the presence of eagles.

4. Never sit in holy places.

5. Gonminrap loves sheep, so they must be honoured.