Yogwikhakmitsugcin is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, sage dingo.

Yogwikhakmitsugcin created the universe four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yogwikhakmitsugcin, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Yogwikhakmitsugcin, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Yogwikhakmitsugcin's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Yogwikhakmitsugcin's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never write about gravity.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Always help dolphins in need.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Yogwikhakmitsugcin.