Jamsatgad is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, awesome toad.

Jamsatgad created a bottom quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jamsatgad, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Jamsatgad, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Jamsatgad's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Jamsatgad's Holy Commandments

1. Grasshopers are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never think about planets.

4. Always help sick goats.

5. Do not take Jamsatgad's name in vain.