Fonbastcat Cuthinwod is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, wise gnu.

Fonbastcat Cuthinwod created a strange quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Fonbastcat Cuthinwod, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Fonbastcat Cuthinwod, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Fonbastcat Cuthinwod's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Fonbastcat Cuthinwod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt gulls.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never mention otters.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Do not trade with those who eat melons.