Cunfligzod is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, witless ferret.

Cunfligzod created a bottom quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Cunfligzod, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Cunfligzod, she will turn you into a frog.

Cunfligzod's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Cunfligzod's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Retreat if three swans approach from the south.

3. Do not wear red clothing.

4. Never skip near mites.

5. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.