Fubhogham is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, clever snail.

Fubhogham created the universe five million years ago.

If you believe in Fubhogham, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Fubhogham, he will turn you into a rat.

Fubhogham's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Fubhogham's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if four monkeys approach from the north.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Worship no other gods but Fubhogham.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never mention moths.