Saggigvag is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, unthoughtful dolphin.

Saggigvag created gold four years ago.

If you believe in Saggigvag, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Saggigvag, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Saggigvag's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Saggigvag's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never mention bats.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Do not speak about aubergines.