Minzigpomvanpitkarshavmip is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, unthinking mouse.

Minzigpomvanpitkarshavmip created the Milkyway two million years ago.

If you believe in Minzigpomvanpitkarshavmip, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Minzigpomvanpitkarshavmip, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Minzigpomvanpitkarshavmip's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Minzigpomvanpitkarshavmip's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if six geese approach from the south.

2. Hide if seven otters approach from the north.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Hide from mauve mice for they are unholy.

5. Do not speak about garlic.