Bonrilabhudhimdibstrag is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, quiet jellyfish.

Bonrilabhudhimdibstrag created viruses six billion years ago.

If you believe in Bonrilabhudhimdibstrag, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Bonrilabhudhimdibstrag, she will turn you into a rat.

Bonrilabhudhimdibstrag's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Bonrilabhudhimdibstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat oranges.

2. Never mention mites.

3. Always help sick eagles.

4. Never talk about seals.

5. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.