Nulkamsog is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, selfish rat.

Nulkamsog created the Large Magellanic Cloud two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nulkamsog, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Nulkamsog, she will be very unhappy.

Nulkamsog's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Nulkamsog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

4. Never look at moons.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Nulkamsog.