Tailsak is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, thoughtless pigeon.

Tailsak created the solar system seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tailsak, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Tailsak, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Tailsak's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Tailsak's Holy Commandments

1. Pigs are not to be trusted.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never eat melons.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.