Arfladjop is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, idiotic wombat.

Arfladjop created Europe four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Arfladjop, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Arfladjop, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Arfladjop's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Arfladjop's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention geese.

2. Do not wear black clothing.

3. Never think about moons.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.