Bassfagcep is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, caring goat.

Bassfagcep created carbon three billion years ago.

If you believe in Bassfagcep, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Bassfagcep, it will turn you into a goat.

Bassfagcep's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Bassfagcep's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Bats are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never think about moons.

5. Always help sick foxes.