Babhatrak is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, unthoughtful shark.

Babhatrak created everything that exists five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Babhatrak, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Babhatrak, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Babhatrak's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Babhatrak's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about amino acids.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

3. Do not take Babhatrak's name in vain.

4. Never look at asteroids.

5. Do not shave your feet.