Komminpop is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, unjust dugong.

Komminpop created the Tadpole Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Komminpop, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Komminpop, it will turn you into a sheep.

Komminpop's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Komminpop's Holy Commandments

1. Erect four silver sculptures of Komminpop on top of important buildings.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never write about comets.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. You must love Komminpop.