Citrilnel is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, confident rhinoceros.

Citrilnel created light three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Citrilnel, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Citrilnel, it will make you grow a tail.

Citrilnel's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Citrilnel's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Never skip near grasshopers.

5. Never write about galaxies.