Witgiglipkophamlidkaptab is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, emotional salamander.

Witgiglipkophamlidkaptab created the Sol system five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Witgiglipkophamlidkaptab, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Witgiglipkophamlidkaptab, he will remove you from existence.

Witgiglipkophamlidkaptab's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Witgiglipkophamlidkaptab's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Do not run in public.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Do not dye your hair indigo.