Himtettistan is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, ruthless fly.

Himtettistan created vertebrates six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Himtettistan, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Himtettistan, she will ignore you.

Himtettistan's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Himtettistan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat melons.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. You must love Himtettistan.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Always help seals.