Wikcabcadpom is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, omniscient otter.

Wikcabcadpom created a Higgs boson three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wikcabcadpom, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Wikcabcadpom, it will try to impress you with trees.

Wikcabcadpom's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Wikcabcadpom's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about asteroids.

2. Never laugh in holy places.

3. Do not shave your face.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Always stare at clouds.