Lignutgom is a god.

It takes the form of a large, unsympathetic duck.

Lignutgom created an atom four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lignutgom, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Lignutgom, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Lignutgom's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Lignutgom's Holy Commandments

1. Always help dolphins.

2. Always make sure there are no tortoises in a building before entering it.

3. You must never eat tomatoes.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Do not eat peanuts.