Cut is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, omnipotent whale.

Cut created an electron three billion years ago.

If you believe in Cut, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Cut, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Cut's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Cut's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

2. Do not eat rice.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Always wear purple.

5. Never talk about fire.