Ponzogdumcipkopsasman Babmitcit is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, awe-inspiring goose.

Ponzogdumcipkopsasman Babmitcit created bats four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ponzogdumcipkopsasman Babmitcit, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Ponzogdumcipkopsasman Babmitcit, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Ponzogdumcipkopsasman Babmitcit's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Ponzogdumcipkopsasman Babmitcit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not trade with those who eat rice.

3. Pray towards the north.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Porpoises are unholy and should not be approached.