Govpinrot is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, humorless hummingbird.

Govpinrot created the Black Eye Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Govpinrot, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Govpinrot, it will destroy your home solar system.

Govpinrot's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Govpinrot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Govpinrot.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Do not dye your hair indigo.