Febxembess is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, overgenerous bird.

Febxembess created Europe twelve years ago.

If you believe in Febxembess, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Febxembess, it will destroy your home solar system.

Febxembess' most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Febxembess' Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair indigo.

2. Febxembess must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Febxembess loves porpoises, so they must be respected.