Wotvadcepyartjanontrawquim is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, sapient elephant.

Wotvadcepyartjanontrawquim created the Sun three billion years ago.

If you believe in Wotvadcepyartjanontrawquim, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Wotvadcepyartjanontrawquim, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Wotvadcepyartjanontrawquim's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Wotvadcepyartjanontrawquim's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Rats are not to be trusted.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not speak about rice.

5. Respect your elders.