Gilsaffat is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, selfish dolphin.

Gilsaffat created time and space three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gilsaffat, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Gilsaffat, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Gilsaffat's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Gilsaffat's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate otters.

2. Always help whales in need.

3. Never mention mice.

4. Feed all hungry cats.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.