Farwodgad is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, loving warg.

Farwodgad created a strange quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Farwodgad, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Farwodgad, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Farwodgad's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Farwodgad's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Never think about comets.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not jump in public.